Dec 29 2008

Who Knew Santa Had a Kinky Side?!

Category: BDSM, Catalina Loves, CommUNITY, Contests, FetLife, FetishCatalina Loves @ 1:11 pm

What do you do for a group of 40 FetLife volunteers to show your gratitude at Christmas?  Send them the biggest and bestest first annual FetLife Kinky Christmas Stockings!

This year, our first year at FetLife, we contacted advertisers who have supported FetLife in the past and invited them to join us in our efforts to create something remarkable to celebrate our first Christmas together.  The result is not as much a Christmas stocking as much as a great big box of kinky goodness worth about $550.  We have included everything from subscriptions to pay sites to sex toys to condoms.  Take a look for yourself to see what each FetLife volunteer from the greeting and caretaking teams will be receiving.

As it turns out, five lucky FetLife members will also receive one - you could be one of them!  Click the Lolcat to go to the FetLife Kinky Stockings page for information about how to enter the contest to win and how to increase your odds of winning.

I am personally grateful to the sponsors of this project.  I was working within a very tight time frame, and they really came through in a pinch in a very big way!  And a huge thank you to the team of greeters who give of their time and energy every day to support the FetLife community and help newbies get their bearings in a new surrounding and to the caretaker team, who help to maintain a friendly and open community at FetLife.  Finally, thanks to John Baku, who had this great idea to do something big for our team to commemorate our first Holiday together.  Next year it will be even bigger and better!

[Cross-posted from Catalina Loves]


Dec 21 2008

I want to be a pin-up girl!

Category: Contests, Thursday's ChildThursday @ 5:04 pm

Imagine the possibilities…custom lingerie made to your specifications, to your measurements, made to fit you in the most perfect way imaginable. Thanks to A Slip of a Girl and Cameo Intimates, you can win your own set of custom lingerie, tailored to fit your curves! Want to know more? Detail can be found here.

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What would I get? How about these Cameo “Deadly Curves” Panties paired with this Retro Sling Bra? Is there anyway I could also get that gorgeous model? I’m thinking a twin photoshoot, both of us in matching lingerie, my cafe au lait skin against her pale cream.

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But I think I’d be a little more daring and go for peek-a-boo panties to match. Because those lovely panties also come in a crotchless version. Mmmm. Pair these pieces with a pair of sheer black stockings, and Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup!

Who wouldn’t love custom-made lingerie?! Make sure you get your entry in here!

-Thursday’s Child


Dec 10 2008

Design Contest for FetishDolly.com

Category: Bondage, Contests, Domme, Erotic Art, Essin' Em, Kink, Networking, News, Sex Worker, SubmissiveEssin' Em @ 2:40 am

Hey everyone -

I’m friends with the infamous, super hot, super sexy Fetish Dolly. She’s getting ready to relaunch her website, FetishDolly.com, and she’s having a design contest for her logo. If you win, you get cool prizes from her, and you also get you name and linkage on her website. She’s very well known, as both a Domme and a DJ (over 25,000 myspace friends!), so this would be a great way to get your name and design skills out there. Plus, she’s fucking adorable. I wish I could enter this contest just to be a part of her site, but we all know how wonderful I am with graphic design (that would be not at all). So ready, set, go. Enjoy!

-Essin’ Em

Hello Kittens!

So I am looking for a simple but cool/cute small logo to put on each of the FetishDolly. com photos & video on my new membership web site. Must be black and white and not distracting to the photo. Would be great to get the logo that is designed in photoshop and sent to me in the PDF format so the backdrop is clear and easy for me to cut and paste onto photos.

Also looking for a few cool banners, especially neat animated GIF one.

submit to: teknocyberpunk@aol.com

Winners get their links/names promoted on my web site as well as a few cute prizes from your truly! Original Fetish Dolly CDs, DVDS, Signed Photo Prints, Merch, stockings, cute stuff, ETC!

Thanks for your help and support xoxo,

-Dolly

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Dec 01 2008

Pleasurists #6


Jack & Katya by Digital Willy’s

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #5? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #7? Submit it here before Sunday December 7th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blogs if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.
Enter my Contest! Win Porn from Kink.Com! Deadline December 6th.

Want to play secret santa to one of your fellow bloggers? Now’s your chance!
Sign up for the Secret Santa XXXchange! Sign up period ends December 5th.

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick
Ophoria Pleasure #6 by Wendy Blackheart
“Well fuck me in the ass.
No really. That’s what I did as soon as I got this toy out of the package!”
Note: How could I resist picking a toy called Pleasure #6 for Pleasurists #6? But more than that, this review made me want to own an Ophoria Pleasure #6, which is the highest criteria for my weekly pick.

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators
Hitachi Magic Wand by Erin Leone
Slimline Vibrator Review by FeministInPink
Dynamic Duo by Erin Leone
Acuvibe by Sexorcism
Waterproof Rhapsody, Symphony Edition by Epiphora
Finger Sleeve with Vibrating Bullet by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
LELO Elise by Curvaceous Dee
G-Spot Dream Massager by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
Slimline Vibrator by Holden of Packing Vocals
Hop ‘n Rabbit Stroker Vibrator by Catalina Loves
The Seduction: Pretty in Pink by Domina Doll

Dildos
Cobalt Dutchess by Phaedra Fallen
Acute and Silk by Ansley Agnello
Don Wands Blue Tip Clear Rings Glass Dildo by Epiphora
Ophoria Pleasure no. 6 by Ansley Agnello
Pure Pleasure Glass Dildo by Sylvanus and Mina of At Longing’s End
Blueberry Twist Glass Juicer by Shasta Gibson of Stiletto Diaries

Anal Toys
Pure Perfection - njoy Pure Plug by Thursday’s Child
Bootie by Ansley Agnello
The Flexi Felix - Best. Pet. Evar. by Elizabeth and Gabe of Pornocracy

BDSM/Fetish
Upside Down by Lolita Wolf
Lollipop Crop by Sinclair Sexsmith
Leopard Restraints by Betty Rocket
Blue Leather Blindfold by Ang

Lube/Massage Oil
Babeland Massage Oil Spray by Erin Leone
Babeland Body Kit by Hot Movies for Her
Eros Bodyglide by Essin’ Em
Strawberry Cheesecake O’My Lube by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
Maximus - Best Lube Evah by Betty Rocket
Not a box of bees by Bad Bad Girl

Adult Movies/Porn
Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & Women Too! - Nick by J.D. Bauchery
Bree & Sasha by The Porn Librarian
Safe is Desire by J.D. Bauchery
Crash Pad Series, Volume 2-Unlocked by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Perversions of Lesbian Lust Vol. 1 by Domina Doll

Miscellaneous
Devine Satchel by Dangerous Lilly
The Velvet Touch Harness by Thursday’s Child
Jaguar Harness by Betty Rocket
How Dirty Toys Get Clean - Toy Cleaner by Thursday’s Child
Smart Balls by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

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Sep 28 2008

Every Review Should Be This Hot!

Editor’s Note: This is cross-posted from Birds Are Smart, the winner of our Twitterific Flash Fantasy contest.  She wrote a review of the great sex toy she won and gave me permission to repost it here.  Enjoy!

It came in the mail last week. The Rock Chick I won from The Best Sex Bloggers for my Twitter-length story. I was pretty excited. I called him up right away. “I got my new toy!” I said.

“Whose toy?”

I hesitated. “It’s mine,” I said, “But you get to play with it.” (Have I mentioned I have a toddler in the house? I’m regressing rapidly.)

“I prefer to think of it as ours,” he said.

I accepted that. “Can I try it out?” I asked, eager to experiment. I’d already taken it out of the package. The pink silicone was softer than I’d expected. Since the vibrator is not integral, the whole C-shaped contraption is pliable. A little one-speed bullet fits in the end.

“Bring it tomorrow,” he said, “I might want to watch.”

“Tomorrow?” I said, disappointed. “Not now?” I fiddled with the bullet, making it buzz against my hand.

“What are you doing?” he asked. “Getting ahead of yourself? Go put it in your handbag now so you can show it to me tomorrow.”

I wrapped it in a plastic bag. You could still sort of see the shape, if you looked in my bag. I’m not in the habit of carrying anything like that! All the next day I was hyper-aware of what my bag contained. That fleshy pink curve with the vibrating tip: even if you didn’t know what it was, it would look obscene.

Dinner time could not come soon enough for me. I always look forward to seeing him, and the promise of after-dinner adventures made it hard to sit still at my desk.

We had a late dinner. When we’d arrived at the restaurant, the lot was full of cars, but when we left it was dark and only a few remained. His was the at the far end of the lot. We walked around it to the passenger side. “Let me hold that,” he said, taking my purse from my hand and setting it on the trunk of the car.

He pulled me against his chest for a kiss and I pressed the length of my body against him. His hands smoothed down my back, squeezing me closer, then caressed and cupped my ass. A little gasp of pleasure and desire escaped me. His big hands cradled my bottom, pulling me up onto my toes. I couldn’t get enough of his mouth on mine. I twisted my body a little to rub my nipples back and forth across his chest.

He spun me around so I was leaning back against him. His hands slid under my shirt, squeezing my breasts and pinching my nipples through the thin lace of my bra. I couldn’t help crying out. I heard a car door closing and a motor start across the lot. “That was the last car,” he murmured in my ear, breath warm and enticing. “Go ahead and moan, baby.”

He twisted my left nipple hard and I gasped. “That’s right,” he said. I tilted my head to the side, twisting up towards him for another kiss. And then I heard an unexpected buzz. I looked down again, at his right hand holding my Rock Chick, adjusting his grip after twisting the vibe to on. He bent us forward for a moment and his hand and the toy disappeared under my skirt. He pressed it against my panties. I could feel the vibration along the whole length of my labia. My legs shook.

“Take off your panties,” his voice said in my ear, low and matter of fact. I looked around. The lot was empty. There was a fence and another empty lot in front of us, some bushes to our left. “Go on,” he said encouragingly.

I did as he said, bending forward, leaning back against him for stability. I could feel him hardening against my ass and I stood up slowly, thinking I would let us both savor the moment. But as soon as I was upright again his fingers were my nipple and his teeth were on my neck and rational thought left me. He had the Rock Chick under my skirt again, smooth against my slipperiness, the vibe buzzing near my clit and the curved end pushing insistently against my cunt.

I tried to contain the sounds inside me. It wasn’t easy. The vibe was teasing me, the curved silicone slipping slowly between my pussy lips was the perfect size. It stretched me but slid in easily, and my hips pressed forward without my volition. He pressed it into me slowly. The vibe slipped away from my clit and I made a little mew of disappointment. But as the curved end reached its target, the straight end lay fully against my labia and clit, transmitting vibrations that I could barely withstand.

His arm around my chest tightened as my knees began to buckle. His hand slowly rocked the vibe forward and back. Or maybe that was the motion of my hips. The curve against my G-spot hurt. I couldn’t form any words to say so. The intensity of the inner and outer stimulation was beyond my tolerance. I was trying to twist away from him, to pull myself forward and down to the ground. Pleasure exploded through me and I heard myself half sobbing, half screaming.

His grip on me never slackened. He held the Rock Chick still inside me as my orgasm subsided. I lay back against him, panting. I could hear him whispering in my ear, “Good girl, I love it when you cum for me, good girl,” and I realized he’d been talking to me all along.

The Rock Chick was still wedged against my clit and G-spot. He moved it a little. A jolt went through my body. He pushed it more firmly against me. I moaned and braced my legs. He began rocking it back and forth again. And again, almost instantly, the intensity ratcheted up past what I could bear. My head thrashed back and forth. My elbow banged the car. My body pitched forward against his arms as I groaned and yelled and came.

“Are you okay?” he asked me, pulling me gently back against his shoulder. The Rock Chick didn’t fall out as he spared an arm to smooth back my hair.

I tried hard to make my lips form a Yes.

“Yes?” he repeated. “You’re okay?”

“Yes,” I breathed, nestling my head under his chin.

He kissed the side of my head. “Ready for one more?” he asked.

“No!” I said. This time the word burst out of me.

“Yes,” he said. “One more for me.”

“No!” I said again, but his hand was already back on that diabolical toy.

I felt weak as a kitten but still my back arched. He turned me around so I was bent forward over the hood of the car and I collapsed onto it gratefully. He lifted the back of my skirt. I could feel the night air cool against my damp skin. He shifted me forward a little, so my pelvis was against the side of the car, forcing the Rock Chick’s still strongly-buzzing vibe tight against me.

I could feel my juices running down my leg. His hands were squeezing my bare ass. I was still mumbling “No, no.”

“No?” he said. “Okay, baby.” His hand landed on my ass with a firm smack. The impact pushed me against the car, changing the angle of the Rock Chick, jolting it against my G-spot. I yelled. He smacked me again, just above my thigh. The sting felt wonderful, but the Rock Chick was making me desperate. I couldn’t stop saying no.

He kept spanking me, fast, sharp swats, moving over both my ass cheeks. Every blow drove me closer to orgasm. I was drooling. If I’d had any self-consciousness left I would have felt embarrassed about the grunts and cries I was making, about my naked ass being reddened in a public parking lot, about the fact that I was cumming, again, clawing at the car trying to find something to hold onto, thrusting my hips against the fender, yelling inarticulate syllables at the top of my lungs.

As my orgasm subsided he slipped the Rock Chick out of me. He bent forward over me, holding and covering me. My cheek rested on the car hood. My cunt ached and my ass tingled. His hand covered my head, grounding me. We stayed that way for a few minutes, his voice and his breath bringing me back to the world.

“Ready to stand up?” he asked at last. I sighed. I was a bit stiff. Still, part of me wanted to rest there all night. He helped me get up.

“I think I like our new toy,” he said, as he helped me straighten my clothes. “Thank you for winning it for us.”

“Thank you for helping me test it out,” I answered. He opened the car door for me and settled me in my seat. “Let’s go back to your house and I can show you how grateful I am.”

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Postscript:

I know the theory of the Rock Chick is to sit up and rock back and forth. I like that ok. But the reason I reserve it for times I’m all alone in the house involves me laying on my stomach, maybe on top of a pillow. That thing just makes me too damn loud! I’ve never had such wild orgasms on my own before. Of course, I don’t do it without permission. So in a way, someone’s always listening.

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Sep 26 2008

The Week In Kink (#11)

Image Courtesy of http://dungeonplace.com/

Image Courtesy of http://dungeonplace.com/

The Week In Kink is cross-posted in an abbreviated format to save space.  Please click The Week In Kink #11 to read the original post.

CatalinaLoves.com: Catalina loves Kink and the Folsom Street Fair
CatalinaSays.com: Just Because It’s Fall Does Not Mean Tess Should Wear Turtlenecks
MarkyDSade.com: The Best, Most Sadistic Bondage Video Ever Done by Sgt. Major
BackdoorBondageBlog.com: An Open Letter to Chanta Rose about Nika Noir: Dom to Domme
Nawalochai.com: Sexies Awards Party and Polyamorous Pride Weekend
IntoTheAttic.com/Blog: Synner
Essin’ Em: Sexuality Happens: Come Get Your Knife
The Accidental Blowjob: Sex Toys and Adult Toys: The Bad List
The Femmes Guide: How To Have A Gorgeous Beach Body
Mistress Matisse’s Journal: Fundraiser for burn victim Martha Manning (owner of Seattle’s Lesbian bar, “The Wildrose”)
Mz Berlin’s Blog: Memes, Dreams, and an Update About TMS
Satine Phoenix’s Blog: Satine Phoenix is Food Fetish Lesbian Orgy
Lady Sascha’s Blog: All Tied Up and Nowhere To Go
Sugarbutch Chronicles: Sugarbutch Star: Eileen
Alessia Brio: The Best $5 I Ever Spent
BestSexBloggers.com: The Last Toy Contest of September is Open To Everyone!

::psst… for more hot sex blog links go to Sugasm.com::

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Sep 25 2008

The Last Sex Toy Contest of September - Open To Everyone

Our last contest of the month is open to anyone and everyone.  It’s very simple - several of our contributors are involved in a non-profit project that benefits Sex Worker Awareness - the New York City 2009 Sex Bloggers Calendar.  We’re talking a traditional hang it on the wall (but collectible) calendar with 12 of NYC’s hottest sex writers in a burlesque/pin-up theme.  Hot!

In order to help fund this project several sponsors have stepped forward and offered financial support and for that, we are very grateful.   However, there is still a big gap between the “money in” and “money out” columns.  One way you can sponsor this monumental project is to “buy a day” for $10.00.  This is perfect for brands with an online presence who want to list their URL or for companies with a product to sell, but it also reminds me of the CommUNITY Calendar our town made every year to raise money - where instead of advertising a site or a project, people left special messages on their anniversaries and birthday wishes to friends.  Either way, for $10 you pay for a day, but your message or advertisement is seen for the entire month.

Now the contest part! Go to http://sexbloggercalendar.wordpress.com and buy a day.  When you do, mention BSB Contest in the comments section to be entered into the contest.  For each day you buy (each $10 you spend) you are entered into the contest, so if you buy an entire week, you will be entered 7 times.  Easy!  Just be sure to mention BSB Contest or it doesn’t get entered.

Now tell them what they win, Bob…

Well, Catalina, the lucky winner of this contest has their choice of the Aneros or the Hitachi Magic Wand, which is provided from EdenFantasys.com, who is not only a corporate sponsor of the calendar project, but has also provided us all month with great sex toys for our contests here on BestSexBloggers.com

Thanks, Bob.  Now, go and buy some days!  It’s a win-possible win situation.  Ultimately you can’t lose!  It’s good on a karma level, it makes good business sense, and if you win you will have a very nice prize!

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Sep 22 2008

Buy A Day, Support Sex Workers, Enter A Contest

Curves by Lochai (http://kirinawa.com)

Curves by Lochai (http://kirinawa.com)

You may remember this print - it is called Curves and it is by Lochai. It wasn’t long ago that Lochai had his exhibit at the World Erotic Art Museum and this print hung on the walls. Lochai donated it to me to use in the raffle I held in August and the winner asked me to re-donate it to a good cause. With Lochai’s permission, I have re-donated it to the New York City Sex Bloggers 2009 Calendar project.

Obviously creating a calendar that will be ready by 2009 is a rush - which is why there is a tight deadline to advertise: October 1st. You can buy a day or two (or even a week!) that you get to personalize. One Calendar Day = $10.00. You have up to 80 characters to create a message on your day, whether that’s your blog URL and name or just “Happy Birthday Chris Martin!!” is up to you.

Now how does Curves tie in with all of this? For each day you buy on the calendar you will be entered once into a contest to win the print! (Read their post for details)

Thank you, Lochai for donating this print to start with. Of course, I adore you. To KB - thank you extra for your selflessness beyond selflessness. I will never forget you :-)

Now enough with the Hallmark moment — go, read the details, and buy a day. Support the project, which in turn supports Sex Work Awareness.

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Sep 19 2008

The NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Project Officially Launches Today

Big Momma by Altered Aperture (http://alteredaperture.com)

Big Momma by Altered Aperture (http://alteredaperture.com)

Imagine 12 of NYC’s best sex-positive writers, educators, and film makers working on the same project for a good cause - all proceeds benefit Audacia Ray’s Sex Work Awareness Project. The NYC Sex Bloggers 2009 Calendar Project has officially been launched. The theme: NYC style burlesque and pin-up. What began as as a little “what if…” has materialized into a project that is underway and on schedule for release soon!

So who are these dynamic women I’m going on about? They are

Oh, and a contest! I love contests because I love to give things away!!
The first 7 bloggers to write a post on your blog that sends people to the NYC Calendar Project: http://www.sexbloggercalendar.wordpress.com/ and send the link to me (catalinaloves@gmail.com) will each win a day on the calendar. In other words, instead of “buying a day”, you can have your blog url on your day, or any personal message - you can wish them luck or send a greeting to your favorite blogger (me) or celebrate your birthday or anniversary - up to 80 characters will be printed on your day.

Now go and read all about the project!

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Sep 12 2008

A Great Sex Toy For Our Lucky Contest Winner From EdenFantasys.com

Category: AAG, Best Sex Bloggers, Contests, Eden Fantasys, Flash Fantasy, Sexual FantasiesCatalina Loves @ 12:50 pm

Extra thank-you is due to EdenFantasys.com for providing us with a really great, quality sex toy to give away to one lucky reader in this month’s reader’s contest.  You can read all of the entries in the comment section of that post.  Thanks to everybody who participated (there isn’t a single one that didn’t get a vote!) and If you missed it this month, check back.  We’ll do them regularly!

This month, our the contributing members of BestSexBloggers.com voted for their favorite 140 character flash fantasy.  This Twitterific Flash Fantasy received the most votes:

Legs slippery, heart racing, breathless, my lips against yours

Can I?

“no, baby.”

Can I?

“soon baby.”

Can I?

“Now.”

Oh god yes, now

Congratulations to Penny, who writes a really nice blog called Birds Are Smart and thanks again to AAG and EdenFantasy.com for The Rock Chick Massager Kit.  I hope you’ll review it on your blog and send us the link to post here!

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Sep 08 2008

If An Image Is Worth 1,000 Words, Then Half An Image Must Be 500?

In our recent contest, we had a challenge for our contributing writers, for our photographers, and even for our readers!

The writers had to write a 500 word flash fantasy, and so we challenged the photographers to try to convey a fantasy using half of an image, using the old “A picture’s worth 1,000 words” theory.

The winner of the photographer’s challenge is Lochai with the following image.  For his creativity he is rewarded with a very nice glass dildo - the Gold Ribbed G-Spot Wonder.  I’m on a glass dildo kick lately, so I picked this one out special.  With any luck at all, the next time I see Lochai he’ll have it with him ;-)

Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You to EdenFantasys.com for supplying such an elegant glass dildo for us to give away as a prize.  We appreciate you!

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Sep 08 2008

And The Winner of The First Ever BestSexBloggers.com Writers Contest Is (The Envelope Please…)

The Prize - From EdenFantasys.com (model not included)

…Creation Myth, by Sinclair Sexsmith, the writer of The Sugarbutch Chronicles wrote the winning flash fantasy.  Unfortunately, the woman holding the prize is not included.

For his prize-winning flash fantasy, Sinclair wins the For Your Nymphomation XL Sex Toy Case (which I really, really want!!)**

The Creation Myth

I never see Jackie without it. She carries it like a briefcase nearly everywhere she goes.

It isn’t gratuitous; she is always coming from or going to a job. She only says she sees “private clients.” I hear the rumors, we all do: she’s a professional bottom. A top trainer.

“She breaks us like horses,” my friend B whispers loudly after Jackie leaves our table at our usual watering hole. “Ruthless.”

I ask her at parties when she is lightly buzzed from vodka and I have knocked back too many bourbons. “Electro kit?” I ask. “Ropes. Restraints. Leather harnesses with training wheels.” Jackie laughs in a wouldn’t-you-like-to-find-out way.

“You don’t need to know yet,” she says. “You don’t need it.”

Flattering, but frustrating. I am convinced her case holds the key to some heretofore untapped topping in me. I play the idea of her correcting my technique as I beat her, guiding me as I fuck her, over and over in my mind when I jack off. I imagine this would entice me and enrage me until I lose control a little, unleash, and let her have my all.

Until I surrender to my power.

She nearly has that case latched onto her wrist with a handcuff and a silver chain. She shows up exhausted and barely touches her drink, unless she is shining, serene and rosy-skinned and I ache to create such afterglow.

It isn’t that she’s beautiful, it’s that she won’t give in. She laughs off my advances and I want her more. I see it happen and hate myself for it. I could have anyone, why do I want her simply because I can’t have her? I do so like the chase. I do so like the conquest.

I am ready to relinquish when she approaches as I am ordering another round at the bar.  Well, she says, “Tonight’s your night.”

It would be a lie to say I don’t know what she means. I feel myself ready to jump, ready to knock back all the glasses on the bar and throw her onto it, ready to lunge for her case (under the table on the right side where her calf had been nuzzling it all night) and rip it open.

The barkeep brings my bourbon and the pitcher of microbrew for the table and I gather the drinks, drop them off.

I nod to Jackie, then to the case.

As soon as it’s in her hand, I practically drag her from the bar. The table of our friends is silent, watching, then buzzing the second my hand is on the door and we’re gone.

She slides the case into the backseat of my car. “Jacqueline” is embroidered in script on one side. I’ve never seen that before.

At my place, Jackie throws the case onto my bed, unzips it slowly. “Now,” she says.  ”Let’s find out how you begin, and when you give in.”

And she opens the case.

**An extra special Thank You to EdenFantasys.com for providing us with this fantastic toy case.  Please support us by supporting those who sponsor us :-)

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Sep 03 2008

What Would You Do With The ToyBox?

Last week I posted a flash fantasy challenge for the Best Sex Blogger contributors.  You can read the original contest information here.  This is the result of the writers’ challenge.  Readers can still participate in the Reader’s Twitterific Flash Fantasy Contest by going to the original post and leaving your twitter flash fantasy (no more than 140 characters!)

VOTING: Is over…  you can now see who wrote what by clicking the title.

Would you like to see my etchings?

“So, um. Would you like to come up and check out the toys in my sex toy case?” The line sounded stupid to me as I said it; it always did. It was like the modern day version of asking some if they’d like to see your etchings. Yet it’d worked for me countless times.

“Sure! You said something about a unicorn horn dildo? That’s just crazy enough that I have to see it!” Her smile was infectious. God, mentioning that dildo had seemed awkward at the time, but in hindsight, what a brilliant decision.

I unlocked the door to my apartment, and after throwing both of our coats over the arm of the couch, I led her to my bedroom. Hoisting my sex case onto the bed for better viewing, I unzipped it.

“See, voila! The infamous unicorn horn dildo!” I pulled it out of its zipped container, handing the pearlescent toy over, watching as she ran her hands over it.

“That is crazy, and so you! Hilarious, in fact.” She eyed the case speculatively. “What else have you got in there?”

“Everything but the kitchen sink…and that’s only because I can’t figure out how to pervert that yet.” Reaching in, I grabbed a pair of red and black wrist restraints. “Here, try these on, they go so nicely with your tie.” What was it with me and cheesy lines? I was about to hit myself for my stupidity…until she took them from my hands and started buckling them on her wrists. Since my idiocy seemed to be working, why not go for broke? “You know, I think they’ll fit better if you take your shirt off…”

“Really? Ok. Here, hold these.” She handed them to me as she unbuttoned her shirt and let it slide to the floor. Reclaiming the cuffs, she put the first one on, and then held out the second to me in order to buckle it around her wrist. “Ok, so, um, now what do you do with these?”

“Well, if you lie down on the bed, I can show you.” Carefully, I deposited my toy case next to the bed for easy access as she settled herself on the bed. Climbing up next to her, I reached up and hooked the cuffs with carabineers to the headboard. “See, this is what you do with them.” I smiled.

“Oh. I see.” She pulled on the cuffs a little bit to give them a test, and then with a sigh of pleasure, resigned herself to her fate. “Um, so what else do you have in that toys bag of yours?” I almost laughed as she looked at me so hopefully.

“I guess you’ll just have to find out,” I said, as I pulled out lube, nipple clamps, a wartenburg wheel, two vibrators and a dildo from their compartments, placing them just out of her line of sight. “You DID say you wanted to find out what I had in that naughty toy case of mine…”

Res Ipsa Loquitur

I walk through the lobby to the bank of elevators, marble floors, burnished brass… very Art Deco. This building has decades of history.  There are six elevators, in rows of three facing each other. I decide on a whim to let the Fates decide how you will be taken, by assigning a toy to each of the elevator doors, and the one that opens first shall decide. Smiling blandly at the suits and skirts who have clustered around, I see that fully two thirds of us are carrying briefcases. My smile reaches my eyes for a second. My case, which looks much like there’s hold much more than the detritus of commerce.

The elevator dings, and the door directly in front of me opens. Excellent.  I wait for the milling masses to shuffle in, and press the button delineating their place in the hierarchy, since vertical alignment is very often… vertically aligned. Once everyone has pressed their floor number, I politely reach around a Men’s Wearhouse (7th floor), an Ann Taylor (11th) and a Ralph Lauren Black Label, in order to insert the key that takes me to the top.  Duly noted on the part of everyone. Black Label gives me the once over… and then we’re off.

The cattle car unloads floor by floor until Black Label and I are alone. The car is slowing, and as the doors glide open, he casts a glance at me, and nods farewell.  “Keep your powder dry, pardner.”  He laughs and nods, since I’m obviously Someone.

The car continued its ascent in silence. The doors opens. I walk to the Executive Assistant, place the Nymphomation XL Sex Toy Case, on her desk, and say, “I’m here to fuck your boss.”

Her eyes widen slightly but this woman, a beautiful brunette with perfect porcelain skin… the kind that bruises like blooms in Spring, presses a button, and speaks into the phone,

“Mr…?”

“Master.” I correct her. She blushes, but doesn’t miss a beat. This woman makes more than anyone on any of the floors below. She is Professional, and we recognize our own.

“I’m sorry, Master is here for you.”

I lift her chin, gently so our eyes meet. “Tell her that Master is here to fuck her…please.”  I smile an honest smile of friendly cheer. Her eyes twinkle and her nipples stiffen, and I can just barely smell her cunt.  Good girl.  “Master D. Sade is here to fuck you.”  She couldn’t keep the passion from her voice. Blood in the water to a guy like me.  She hangs up. “She asked if she could have a brief moment to prepare.”

“Of course.”  I pop open the Nymphomation XL Sex Toy Case, and take out a beautiful ebony flogger, and a glass dildo, millefiori and regal. The office doors open and she’s there, naked. On her knees.

I raise an eyebrow to the girl behind the desk. “Well? Come on.”

A Severe Case of Mistaken Cases

Mr. Smith and Mr. Martin board the A-train to midtown Manhattan, each of them carrying a heavy black case. Mr. Smith is disheveled and shifty-eyed. With only a casual glance it is apparent that whatever he may be up to, it is absolutely no good. Mr. Martin on the other hand is well-groomed in his expensive three-piece suit. The train is overfull, and as a result there is a good bit of jostling around throughout the ride.

Mr. Smith disembarks first, to meet a chance hookup he’d made on Craigslist. Mr. Martin gets off a few stops later at Wall Street, where he works as an investment banker.

Mr. Smith arrives at the apartment of his hookup. After some small talk, they move to the bedroom. Mr. Smith opens up his black case, promising a world of wonder to his latest FWB. He reaches inside, talking that kind of talk that boys like to talk when they know they’re about to get some – and pulls out a thick pile of…spreadsheets.

Needless to say, Mr. Smith’s newfound FWB is no longer feeling terribly friendly, nor is she interested in offering up any benefits of her own. Mr. Smith for his part is the very picture of disappointment, especially after he is unceremoniously shown the door, all the while being called a “little-dicked bullshit artist”. He spends the remainder of his morning at Starbucks obsessively doing double-shots and masturbating in the bathroom, before going home and spending the rest of the day screaming at the Transit Authority over the telephone.

Mr. Martin on the other hand is in a great hurry – the A was running late, and he has a 9:00AM appointment with a big-money prospective client. He nearly decapitates other pedestrians as he scampers toward his office, just getting to the conference room at 9:00AM sharp. After the formalities, Mr. Martin reaches into his case, promising his client-to-be a world of financial opportunity, using the most florid language that an investment banker can possibly muster. As he launches into his pitch, he finds that he’s having a hard time getting his case to open. Out of exasperation, he shakes it, hoping that will loosen its fasteners. At which point the case flies open, sending a bee colony of dildos, vibrators, whips, paddles, floggers, condoms, butt-plugs, nipple-clamps, cock-rings, O-rings, bondage rope, bondage tape, spreader-bars (in lieu of sheets), and other sexual ephemera sprawling across the conference room.

The last item to extricate itself aerially from Mr. Martin’s case lands squarely facing his prospective new client – a speculum. The client looks down at it, appraising it like a jeweler, before looking back up at Mr. Martin with a suspicious grin.

“You like asshole milkshakes too, eh?”

Mr. Martin, shocked, horrified, appalled, embarrassed, and tongue-waggingly speechless, stares mutely back at his hopeful client. The client meanwhile is still fiddling with the speculum, his smile widening.

“You know, Mr. Martin – I have the feeling that this is the start of a wonderful partnership.”

Put away your toys.

She wanted to, she really did, but it was no use. Patrick’s huge hand came down once on her ass, a sharp high smack echoing through the room. He was always so in control, but just then even his strike was a
little too hard, a little too stinging.

Lucy waited on her knees, pouting perfect, cheeks as red as her bottom. Arms behind her back laced up tight, black rope coiled around and around those pretty pink arms.

“Are you going to put away your toys?” Adam was so very tall, imposing, handsome and cruel. She dreamt of him sometimes and he scared her even in dreams.

She was on her knees on the floor wearing nothing but thigh high black stockings, which gave only the slightest protection from the thick black rope around her ankles that coiled up to her knees and then
stretched over her hips to meet the ropes that bound her arms behind her back. She bent at the waist and pushed around the fat dildo on the floor, the big vibrator that had been her most vigilant tormentor. The
fat spade shaped plug that stretched and embarrassed her.

“Pick them up!” said Stephen, his bare hand on her face, a quick smack that left her dizzy.

She was back down, her face so close to the floor. She needed to think. Perhaps she could bite one, but before she could try another blow on her ass, then a hand in her hair. On the floor she was looking
at three pairs of strong legs.

The black toy box was so close, but could have been a million miles away. Her hair stung as Stephen pulled it, then she felt Patrick’s hands on her breasts, squeezing them roughly and then slapping them one at a time. Her nipples had been tortured for hours and now they throbbed agonizingly. Adam stood next to her, his cock unendingly hard. She could smell herself on him and her breath started coming fast.

Her ass stung again, then her breasts, then her hair pulled, then the floor coming at her.

“Put them away.” She didn’t know which voice.

She rocked on each knee pushing the dildo on the floor a few inches and then she fell. Three throaty laughs and she was being picked up by her shoulders, put right back on her knees. Two cocks now inches from
her mouth and a slap across her face. The head of one cock so close, rubbing wetness across her lips.

“Put away your toys.” And then it started again. She couldn’t do it, it was impossible but the spanks and pinches and pain kept coming and coming. She couldn’t breathe.

The tears came hot down her cheeks, the room was blurry and the sobs came long and low from the very core of her.

“I’m sorry. I can’t. I’m sorry.”

She was laying on someone’s lap, her hair being brushed back. It was over.

Schrodinger’s Sex

I couldn’t take my eyes off the case. It sat between us on the kitchen table, the mottled black faux-leather looking almost alive to me, rich against the dark wood. I stared as if I could see through and into it, I stared helplessly, because I didn’t know what was inside. Not this time, not any other time, not until it opened and-

“Are you ready?” came the commanding voice from across the table. I couldn’t look up into those eyes – not yet. Later, of course, I would, through tears and hope and struggle and release and oh, that beautiful used

feeling. I would look into them for – no, not mercy, but some glimmer of approval, of recognition of this gift I was giving.

Gift. Ha. As if I could keep it to myself. Suddenly my focus narrowed, drawn to the little silver lock, vindictively holding my future closed to me. The tiny key was on a chain around the neck of my tormentor, my salvation, my lover, my owner. No collar for me; nothing so plebeian. This dark ominous case held all the tools of ownership, though they changed every time.  That glittering lock would softly click open. the growling zipper revealing whatever world of pain and pleasure had been placed within.

“Are you ready?” came the voice again and I started in my chair. I realized was already aroused, and adjusted in my seat surreptitiously, wondering if it was noticeable. My face flushed. Of course it was. I opened my mouth, but no words seemed to come.

Was I ready? My body was, obviously. My mind raced, though, like a cornered rat, trying to retain some shred of independence against the impending tide of my surrender. We both sat there, dressed like normal people, the case between us a laptop, a portfolio, a video projector perhaps. But I remembered.

I remembered the whip coming out of it and cutting deliciously into my back; I remembered the black silicone cock glistening with lube, impossibly huge. “Yes, you can take it deeper, take it harder – for me…”, the whisper lancing into me through waves of orgasm. Shuddering a little, I remembered the jeweled steel plug in my ass, the tiny glittering nipple clamps, the jar of golden dust transforming me into a sculpture of lust and devotion. I remembered tasting the chocolate sex that had come out of the case.. I remembered the ropes twisting me, opening me, binding me into a trembling and breathless object of desire and submission. I remembered.

I took a slow breath, still unable to take my eyes off the dark rectangle, not knowing what was within and yet, in a way, knowing exactly what was within. The journey was a mystery, but the destination was never in doubt. I pushed my chair back and knelt on the floor, lips touching the sleek leather boot before me.

Click.

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I’m sitting on the metro, this afternoon. The seat is warm under my thighs, and my dildo harness is digging ever so slightly into my slit, rocking my piercing just enough to get me damp. I’m lost in a daydream about her - her scent, her skin, her sweet ass, that little divot at the bottom of her spine, the way my fingers cradle around her gspot when I’m fucking her…

“King Street, Next Stop”

As the train brakes, my toy case bumps against my calves. There is rope in there, for me to bind her delicate wrists and ankles so that her ass is up in the air where I can admire it while she squirms. A vibrator for me to press just a little too close, a little too hard, to make her tense her thighs and try to get some room between her flesh and the not-quite-right buzzing. A few of my cocks, so that I can decide at the last moment if I want to fuck her for her pleasure, or for mine.  A sharp little blade, to tease her skin with while I fuck her, to hold against her neck while I cum and rock my hips back and forth, gasping.

Oh, the fun I’ll have with her tonight…

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She’d met him online. It was typical lust at first sight. He was exactly her type. Lean, strong, and pure alpha-male. Much like the last one. It was the picture of the tattoes covering his forearms that made her write that first email. She was so tired of feeling neglected, and in need. And he was exactly the right tool to satisfy her.

Those first emails were revealing. There was no tenderness, or sweetness. And that was exactly what she wanted. There was only her urge to give into that side of herself- to fall once again beneath the lash of someone stronger. And she could tell from his responses that he had his own corresponding need. He talked of looking at her pictures- he imagined bruising her fragile white skin. The first time she read those words, she had to masturbate immediately. It was a strange courtship but it worked for both of them. Then they decided to meet.

He was taller than she imagined, and better looking than his pictures. He stepped close to her in the dark of the bar, touching her face in greeting. There was violence behind that touch. She craved it. She found herself closing her eyes, and leaning into him.

“Let’s talk.” He said quietly in her ear. She smiled. It was perfect. Voice to her was key, and his was low, and raspy, as if he’d smoked way too many cigarettes in his time. What about her liked this so much? She didn’t care. She was caught up in the throes of submission already. She accepted his arm as he helped her into the chair. His questions afterwards were a rapid fire of negotiation. Likes, dislikes, limits… she answered as best she could, her eyes trained on her hands. She couldn’t look at him. It was too much and it had been too long. Her need was overwhelming her. She didn’t care that he was just another version of what she’d known before. That wasn’t the point. They needed each other, if only for a few hours.

When he reached for her hand, indicating they should leave, her heart was pounding. She looked up into his dark eyes and smiled. He touched her cheek one more time, softly… reverently. She shuddered, knowing that this was just the tip of the iceberg.

Back at her house, he helped her off with her jacket. His fingers dug into her shoulders painfully as it slipped off, and she couldn’t repress a cry of delight.

“I want you to show me what you like.” He commanded. Her legs almost crumbled beneath her. Without a word, she went into the bedroom, and he followed. She went down on her knees to retreive the black case beneath the bed. He smiled knowingly as she pulled it out.

“Ah..” He said. “A Nymphomatic XL Sex Toycase. That tells me all I need to know. Show me what’s inside.”
She could already feel her panties get wet, as she complied….

Bag of Tricks

The bag was heavy and black; faux-leather, I presumed given the absence of that leather smell. She sat the bag down next to my head, just out of my line of sight and unzipped it, removing the first device with which she intended to torture me. I was tied to the bed, wrists bound to ankles with my ass in the air, which was her favorite position for me. She walked around me, keeping the mysterious device out of sight just long enough for me to whimper with anticipation. I was scared. Scared for my ass and scared for my sanity. She ran the device across my flesh and I realized that it was a paddle just as she brought it down hard onto my pale skin. A yelp escaped my lips and she caressed my ass with her small hands, numbing the sting. She swatted my ass a few more times, each time increasing the force she used to spank me. I was dripping wet at this point, and praying for her to pull another toy out of that bag, one that could fill my swollen cunt. She continued my spanking and in between her swats to my ass she traced her fingernails along the backs of my thighs and up to my cunt. She pinched the inner lips of my pussy between the pads of her fingers and reached back into that black bag, putting away the paddle and taking out a glass dildo. Placing the dildo inside of my mouth, she reached inside my pussy to feel how wet I was and realized the dildo didn’t need any lube at all. I relaxed my jaw as she pulled it out and transferred it into my cunt, hitting my g-spot. Within minutes I was brought to orgasm and collapsed, still bound, and panting. As I recovered, she unwrapped me, placing the coils of rope and the glass dildo back in to that bag of hers, and kissed me softly on the lips while she stroked my hair.

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The door opens and he enters, radiating intensity in his sleek black suit. Holding a black attaché case in one hand, he closes the door behind him with the other, pushing the latch to lock it.

In two strides, he is at her desk, and with one expansive sweep of his arm, he pushes everything on the floor with a resounding crash.

She leaps to her feet, furious words dying in her mouth as she takes in the look on his face. Without a word, she begins to unbutton her blouse, letting it fall to the floor with her skirt, disrobing until she stands before him in her sheer lacy bra, garters, stockings, and heels.

He beckons to her, and she obeys with only a moment’s hesitation. Standing before her, he grasps her around the throat, lifting her until her toes barely touch the posh carpeting beneat